[CROWD CHEERING]
Will have to keep my name's grace,
one ball,
six runs,
just need one sixer.
Sixer!!
We won!!
Go away, big winner.
You play with a rubber ball and yet come wearing a helmet,
and you call yourself Sachin.
Why?
You are upset because you lost?
Bogus man!
It was year 1990 and the day was,
14th August.
On that day,
two historic events occurred. One.
Sachin Tendulkar made his first century
- and the second one. - Congratulations it's a son.
At my Uncle Thakkar's house,
a son was born.
For the love of cricket,
he named his son...
Sachin!
But this Sachin's birth,
was not for his name
but to prove what Shakespeare had said,
What was, what was that,
yes,
What's in the name?
Seventy.
But the name will have some effect.
- Century. - Sachin!
What is all this?
Sir,
- Cricket. - What?
Get out, get out...
For cricket, Sachin's memory was,
that every ball of the match should get imprinted in his brain.
Have you gone mad, or what?
Crying in the morning after watching the highlights.
- This is the fifth time. - What?
Do not disturb me,
see, we will lose a wicket in the next ball.
For Sachin, every match was like his favorite movie.
Any team, any match.
Even after watching it for many times,
he will still watch every match with the same enthusiasm.
Difficult to understand.
Sachin,
- Sachin's affair was with cricket only. - Sachin.
Sachin.
Sachin listen,
that Pooja, has had a breakup.
Which film to watch between Salman and Shahrukh,
does anybody breakup for films?
Madam, order?
Wait.
A mojito for me, and a coke for him.
What?
Hey brother,
don't get wrong ideas.
I want a coke,
not a cock.
You do not need to call me a brother,
understood, you don't want a cock you want a coke!
- Go now. Want a cock! - Going.
Let it go.
Hey Sachin, Sachin listen,
Should I tell you a jokes? Jokes! It's very nice.
Tell me.
Once,
a mosquito went in the cock of a girl
so when she took out the mosquito, it said
Mother, you won't kill me, will you?
You know what the girl said?
Why are you calling me mother?
Oh, dude.
Think, think.
So the mosquito said,
I came from your cock, that's why!
Hey Sachin?
What are you talking about? There is a review in the match, let me watch.
Yes, yes, yes, come on, come on.
Tell me something, have you come on a date with me or to watch cricket?
I had warned you earlier that our relation will end because of cricket.
And now this is going to happen.
Sachin, it's over.
Out! Yes.
Decision is in our favor.
This affair between Sachin and cricket,
- will not stop on his marriage also. - Where is Sachin?
Sachin, where is he, where is Sachin?
[INDISTICT CHATTER]
Sachin...
Oh, dude...
India is in a bad shape. India needs my support.
Everybody is worried when the groom will come out,
and he is worried about the test match.
The porch, guests, and our sister-in-law need you.
Ok.
But you will stand behind, holding the radio?
Yes, will hold.
Hey,
did you check the batteries?
If you do not want to get married say no, but don't do time pass.
Do one thing,
tell the sage,
along with wedding incantations,
he should also recite 2-3 incantations for India to win.
Will ask him to say the incantations but let's go right now.
Let's go now, let's go.
At least let the match finish.
[CRICKET COMMENTARY ON RADIO]
Bride and groom get ready for the wedding rounds.
- First round on the wedding porch is over. - Hit a four.
Get ready for the second round.
He is out!
I had known today was a bad day.
What?
I was,
talking about team India.
People thought,
that once married,
Sachin will change.
But,
[AHEM]
Sachin,
How do I look?
Sixer!
Shahid Afridi...?
But old habits die hard.
Got attracted to married life.
See what I got you?
Bat and ball.
Also got attached to his child.
But for Sachin,
his love for cricket was not going to become less.
See, what is this?
Ball, take it in your hand,
and throw.
"Green, green bullet like a girl"
"innocent, but soaked in naughtiness,"
"she became smart."
"Filled a syringe, you saw in the window,"
"and as soon as it touched it became a current."
"Say, color, color which color?"
"Color, color which color?"
"Add any color in black it will become black,"
"and add white to anything it becomes white."
"Right or not? Say what else?"
"Hey its color red. color color which color,"
"everyone moves around carelessly."
"Can't make out who it is from the face even if you stare at it."
"Bye, bye winter. Hi summer. Still the effect gives you shivers."
"Aims at you with the syringe, say what else, move your waist."
"ja means purple and ni means blue"
"va means purple and li means green."
"Pi means yellow, na means orange,"
"ra means red."
"Your talks are silly,"
"and above that your naughtiness is"
"green."
"I will color myself in your color,"
"change myself in a minute."
"I am not that kind of a weak girl."
"My talks are straight and true."
"My personality is cut to cut."
"You feel happy to meet me,"
"you color yourself in my color."
"Holi is about taking chances."
"Your jeans are torn and dirty,"
"kept for holi,"
"so be careful."
"You spoilt the dress I bought for you,"
"now you will use it as a rag."
"color color which color?"
What are you doing?
What am I doing?
You should know.
Really?
You know everything still you are showing as if you don't understand anything hmm.
Ok enough she will wake up.
Even if she wakes up,
you think she will understand anything huh?
Haven't you become very naughty?
Really, then you make me good.
[BABY CRYING]
- Finished. - What?
Nothing. She woke up.
Looks like she has passed motions again.
She has passed motions.
She does not eat anything,
I don't know where she gets so much stool from.
I am changing the diaper,
you don't go to sleep okay.
See baby, mother has gone to sleep.
But if you keep disturbing me at the wrong time,
then how will I get a sibling for you to play with? Say?
[BABY GIGGLING]
You feel like laughing?
You feel like laughing. Wait, you wait.
[BABY CRYING]
Again?
Why?
Why are you doing this to me?
You know how expensive these diapers are?
Let your father's salary increase,
then you can pass as much as motions as you want.
Anki...
- Morning friend, - Hmm morning.
Has fatso come?
No, not yet.
Not come?
Thank God.
Saved.
Oh I just remembered, from fatso,
what happened to your this year's increment.
No friend.
Every day he says tomorrow, I hope it gets done today.
A very great person has said,
that the root to every grief,
is false hope.
First, you spit out your tobacco.
Hello everybody. Good morning.
Good morning sir.
Sachin,
- come to my office. I have some work with you. -Yes sir.
Okay, increment is definite now.
No, there must be some other work.
Go.
Yes sir?
Come, Sachin I had some work with you.
See, this time the company has given the biggest increment
to you. Congratulations.
Thank you sir.
- Shake hands friend. - Thank you sir.
Take this.
- Sachin, - Yes sir,
company expects only that you do,
- this work with a lot of hard work and interest. -Yes sir.
And you will do overtime if needed.
Definitely sir, sure.
Sir,
- seven percent? - Happy?
Sir, inflation has increased by eight percent.
Sachin you know how difficult it is to run the company,
and the company has given the biggest increment to you.
Oh and an important point, come here,
The important point is that this increment is confidential.
Don't tell anyone.
Go, go.
Go...
Yes sir. Thank you.
How many times to tell you?
Seven percent.
What is it?
I was just talking about increment.
Then it's okay.
So, what was I saying?
I had to shake hands with him because of this seven percent increment.
Don't know where all he must have put his finger, that filthy man.
Brothers, brothers, brothers have sweets.
What is this brother?
I bought a new car.
What are you saying?
Congratulations.
Which car did you buy?
Audi A4.
- Did you buy this car from our small pay? - No.
Business.
What are you saying? You do a business along with your job?
Yes.
Really?
Which business are you doing?
- That you manage with our job? - Stock market.
What?
That's not business it's called betting, betting.
You first go and spit.
Share market is not betting, its business only.
What do we do to do business?
First you understand a good business that gives you profit,
then invest in it and make profit from that business.
Same, it's the same in the share market.
Invest in the business you see profit, earn the profit and then the car.
That means the stock market is not betting?
Don't see it as betting see it as a business.
Don't see it as betting, see it as business.
Don't see it as betting see it as business.
What are you mumbling to yourself?
- Nothing net practice. -Huh? - Leave that, come here.
- Sit next to me. - Pass that to me.
Anki, tell me.
That if we get a lot of money where would you like to go?
Wherever you take me.
Would you like to go abroad? Where?
Paris.
Paris? Now you see,
we will also go to Paris.
Where we get the money?
Stock market.
What, you will do share betting?
Talk softly, baby will wake up. Don't see this as betting see this as business.
You tell me what does a person do for business?
First look for a good business,
and invest money, earn profit and go abroad for a holiday.
I don't want to go abroad. Anyone says anything you believe them.
Do you know how many houses have ruined because of share betting?
What do you know? Do you know Bhavla has bought an Audi car and what do I have?
What do you have?
I have a Nano.
Yes I am fine with the Nano.
Oh God? What kind of a wife is she?
The women all over the world have big demands, and she has a Nano,
She is fine with it.
Leave, come here,
Give me a hug.
No first you promise me you will not do share betting.
Won't do.
Promise?
Anyways after you say no I don't have the guts.
One day a stock broker asked God, God
how much time is 10 lakh years for you? So God says one minute.
Then he says, ten lakh rupees means.
God said one rupee.
So the stock broker told God to give him one rupee,
God said will give you in one minute,
You understood the joke, brother?
Did not understand?
Yes so the joke is over, hang up the phone.
Oh Bhavesh, brother how are you?
Damji brother, how are you?
This is my friend,
- open his also. - Huh?
Hey,
account, account.
Looks like you will also rest after buying an Audi.
Yes, if you guide me correctly.
Brother this is stock market, nothing is decided here.
Means?
Means this share market is the only place,
where one person buys,
second person sells,
and then both believe that they have done profit.
Then what should I do?
Should I open an account or not?
Why are you taking our food?
What I'm saying is, we also deal in LIC along with the stock market.
Take an insurance.
Damji brother why are you scaring my friend?
- Come on, open it, open it. - Huh?
Demat account.
What is there to get scared? Told you like it is.
Fill this form.
Fill this form so from tomorrow you can start the give and take.
Congratulations.
Welcome to our world. He's come on the road.
On our road.
Audi A6.
Did you buy this car on EMI from your salary?
No from business.
Do we Gujaratis live on jobs?
Which business?
Stock market.
Oh nice, it's a good business.
I had told you not to see this as betting but to see it as business.
100 percent correct.
Where are you lost? Dear where are you lost?
Nothing. Just like that.
- What time does the stock market open? - 9.15 sharp.
[CLOCK TICKING]
What's the time? I'm waiting for you since when.
To avoid Ahemdabad's traffic and errands for your wife,
these two are not only hard,
but impossible.
Yes my Ahemdabad don, leave all that
tell me what we have to do in the stock market today?
My sixth sense tells me,
What is sixth sense?
Sixth sense. You work duffer.
Where was I?
Your sixth sense.
Sixth sense,
My sixth sense tells me that today the market is going up.
Then what to do? Tell that.
In my account.
- I will buy shares worth three lakhs in the same company. - Just see friend,
It will not become too big.
- It's not that, - Before you know it,
it will become big.
It will become long before you know it,
The seed you have sown will become a bamboo soon.
You chew your tobacco.
And you don't stress yourself.
I will start your business with one lakh rupees token.
Fast trading, fast earning, you watch dude.
[PHONE RINGING]
Damji Bhai, don't tell a joke,
buy shares worth three lakhs of Chaganlal Chivdawala and Sons in my account.
And in Sachin's account one lakh.
Confirm, confirm.
Sure.
Now, what do we do?
Now we will wait till the market closes.
And have nice tea by Narendra Bhai.
Oh, how long you will live?
Narendra Bhai get some tea, we will enjoy it.
Why are you staring at me?
- Nothing. - I know you like me very much.
When you know it, why are you asking?
Because I want to hear from your mouth.
What?
That how much do you like me?
[SCREECH]
I like you so much, like you so much, I like you so much,
I like you so much that I feel, I should get one more like you.
Really? Go, go without your tiffin today.
Hey Anki, I was just joking.
Hello,
- did you read the news paper. - No.
Why, what happened?
- We are in trouble. - Why?
- Lock. - Lock?
Lock? Where?
There is a case filed on Chaganlal Chevdawala & Sons company.
What are you saying?
Yes.
Do not stress. We will meet in the office.
Okay.
Say something.
I am 100 percent sure something is wrong in the chutney.
Hey not chutney, there is something wrong in the pulses.
You chew tobacco.
This is Chevdawala company, there cannot be any pulses there can be only chutney.
Whether it is pulses or chutney but we have been grinded, right?
Due to this case the companies share rates have gone down. I will be finished.
What will I tell my wife?
Has he gone mad?
Brother, you should never tell these things to your wife.
My wife is like a third umpire.
You cannot hide anything from her.
Brothers, how should a wife be?
How should she be?
For you she should be like a tobacco shop owner.
So according to you what should a wife be like?
Like a moon.
Quiet and serene.
- Beautiful and fair. - No...
She should be visible in the night and should disappear in the morning.
What are you saying dude.
Wife is called better half.
Cannot speak like that about her.
Oh, mr. Truthful,
understand the conversation.
If you tell all these matters to your wife,
First she will not understand anything, and second there will be fights in the house.
Do not get stressed.
We will take care of all this.
Just do not tell your wife.
I had told you,
I had made you understand, not to do this.
How would I know?
That there will be trouble from the first step itself.
The shares of the company that Bhavla bought himself a car with
we ran into losses after buying the shares of the same company.
Sachin, it is not about profit or loss it is a matter of you understanding.
We did not need to do all this.
What do you know Anki?
Dad and elder brother have settled in the USA.
But since I did not get visa, I had to stay here,
in Ahemdabad's old house.
Now from where did Dad and elder brother come?
They will come.
All of them roam in big cars,
They stay abroad and come to India for vacation. And we,
stay in India do a job, and dream of big cars and going abroad. That's it.
You are stretching it without reason.
Forget it.
The money that is gone, let it go.
Oh, why let it go?
I am not interested in losing money.
I am interested in earning money,
for our future.
I am trying to make understand,
that we will not have a secure future instead we will spoil it further.
Sorry.
[CRICKETS CHIRPING]
Now just lighten your mood,
See what I have made for you? Stuffed eggplant vegetable and chillies.
You like it very much,
Please have.
Anki, I am going.
Yes, take your tiffin.
Yes.
Who is this?
Who? It's Tina our new maid. Why?
Anki aren't you afraid of hiring such a beautiful maid.
Afraid, afraid of what?
No, meaning
generally most wives don't trust their husbands.
But...
I trust my husband completely.
Madam, this world is not to be trusted, I'm a man,
what if I slip?
Nothing.
I will be half widow.
[SCREECH]
Half widow?
Yes,
Her husband is in jail.
The previous house she was working, the owner had misbehaved with her,
So her husband beat him so much
that he had to be hospitalized.
And her husband was sent to jail in a half murder case.
I was just joking.
Oh no, come I'll introduce you.
No, no I am getting late to go to office, I am leaving, bye.
Tina be careful, see that sir does not slip.
[BICYCLE BELL]
Brother, what is the rate of eggplant?
20 for 500.
20 for 500 really? Then start counting.
Put it down.
- What are you doing? - You said to put it down. Say what else?
If you want then buy or go from here.
No I did not want to buy, I wanted to know the rates. What is the price of tomato?
Go now.
Sachin.
Bye. Take your tiffin.
Bye!
Sachin brother,
Oh, Sachin brother.
Finished.
Sachin brother, Sachin brother.
How are you? Where are you? Not to be seen these days?
I stay here, in your neighborhood,
- and I hide because I am scared of you. - Because you are scared of me?
My personality is like that, but you should not be scared, you are my friend.
He started again.
- Who started again? - Nothing.
- Tell me Mr. Shastri, how are you? - I am very well.
- You say something else. - I am fine.
Fine? And how are sister-in-law and daughter?
They are also fine.
No problem if they are fine, say what else?
Now if you have finished, can I go?
I am getting late to go to office.
- You want to go to office? Okay, go. - Thank you.
I am going.
Good he went away so fast.
Good he's gone.
What was I saying?
Whole life goes in the office routine,
but you always remember the moments you spent with your friends.
In life if you appreciate precious friends, that's more than enough.
Otherwise you die but you will never be free of the daily routines.
Wow,
- That's nice, - Then, say something else.
What should I say now?
What is there to think, say whatever you like.
Will Modi will win in the elections, will India win the second match?
- There is a lot of things to talk. - But how will I know
whether Mr. Modi will win the elections or not,
will India win the match. How will I know?
You don't know?
If you don't know, no problem, say something else.
What do you want to hear from my mouth?
You can say anything you want, but say something else.
Sister-in-law is calling you.
Really? I can't hear her.
So, you will only hear someone else if you want to hear.
Joke, joke, you joke very well. Say something else.
Now who have you got hold of? Are you listening?
This? This.
I think your sister-in-law is calling me.
- I had told you. - You had told me.
Then I will go.
But if you want to tell me anything, then do not hesitate, or feel shy.
- Sure. I will tell only you. If I won't tell you, who will I tell.
-That's right. Then I will go.
Sure, go without any hesitation.
Why do I feel that you wanted to say something, but I stopped you mid way?
You have not stopped me mid way, you have stopped
me from home only. Now if you go I will leave,
- Then I leave? - Yes.
Okay going. Go peacefully.
Okay bye.
Hey Mukesh, Mukesh.
Mukesh has had it.
Give me money.
Hurry up, hurry up. Wow, my dear you have worn a pink shirt.
[PASSING VEHICLE SOUND]
Uncle,
make me a nice cup of tea.
Wow, must say,
Once you have a love marriage, then you have to drink tea outside only.
Hey my Virat, give me money.
Hey handsome, give money.
Hey my Virat may God give you a wife like Anushka.
Not Anushka, Aunty, Ankita, I am married.
Then with my blessings you will have cricket team of 11 children.
Wow,
your tea.
[BIRDS CHIRPING]
How did I make such a mistake?
The company which I suggested, don't know how it showed a loss.
Okay, no problem.
When fate is only crooked, what's your fault?
Actually, someone filed a case against that company
and because of that the share rates
went down. Now friend,
what is my fault?
No problem at least we learnt.
And along with my wife's scolding.
What did you say?
Did you tell this to sister-in-law?
Did I tell you not to.
You lost faith with these small losses.
This share market, it will go on. [WATER FLUSH SOUND]
Share market is something like life.
Sometimes up, sometimes down.
But when it goes up you climb on it,
you will reach up. [DOOR OPEN SOUND]
How high?
You go chew your tobacco.
Wash hands,
[DOOR CLOSE SOUND]
my wife will also send me up.
Don't allure me again.
Why? You do not want to recover the loss?
Want to recover, but what if there is another problem?
First time was okay, but you understood the second time or not?
Then I do not know what she will do to me?
[SCREECH]
[AHEM]
Seventy five thousand?
Anki..
Seventy five thousand?
Once you did share betting, lost money, then also you are not satisfied,
On the name of recovery you bet again,
Bet again,
Anki how would I know that the whole share market will crash?
But you knew that Anki had said no, Anki had said no.
Anki be careful,
if I get hurt there will be hospital expenses,
Let it hurt,
in that way your brain will also get treated.
I will have to call my brother to deal with you.
Get out.
Have you gone mad? For a small thing, you will call elder brother from US.
Not from USA, but brother from Mumbai.
Get out.
What did you say?
I will call your brother from Mumbai.
He is not my brother from Mumbai, he is my childhood friend, not my childhood friend,
he is my enemy even his name will not be said in this house.
- I will call him, I will call him, now watch I will call him only - Mummy, mummy.
- Anki, what? - I said no.
Even I had told you don't do share betting,
now you go through it, sleep outside.
- There is no need for you to come in tonight, sleep. -Anki,
Anki,
Anki listen,
the mosquitoes will bite and suck my blood. Open.
Let them suck, even you have sucked a lot of my blood.
Anki I am scared.
Open.
[CRICKETS CHIRPING]
[BIRDS CHIRPING]
[PRAYERS IN BACKGROUND]
What's the matter?
Has your anger cooled down?
Why are you looking at me and laughing?
Anki,
What is the meaning of laughing and going away?
And two cups of tea,
two plates of snacks for who?
Is someone coming today?
Anki, Anki you are scaring me.
What have you done? Tell me what have you done?
Tell me what I am thinking is wrong, tell me.
Oh God, what have you done?
Now he will get us divorced.
Pack your bag, pack your bag let's leave from here before
the snake comes let's leave, I will take you wherever you want to go.
I will take you wherever you say but,
[CELLPHONE RING]
Who is calling now?
This idiot, will not die.
Hello Raj,
How are you brother?
When are you coming?
Very fine.
But I am not coming.
What are you saying?
- You are not coming? - Yes, I am not coming.
But your sister-in-law is waiting for you.
Yes but I am not coming.
But you always said that if sister-in-law calls
and brother does not come
that is not possible.
Oh, but I said I am not coming.
She will feel so sad,
I will not be able to say it, here you tell her yourself.
But ask at least ask me why I am not coming?
Why aren't you coming?
Because I am already here look behind.
Come hug me or else I will give you a kiss.
Sachin you have come again without homework.
What did you think?
That sir will be happy and give me a pat, right?
You will get punishment.
You will get a proper punishment for this.
You will get beaten by four scales.
Sir, one minute,
- Don't hit him, - Huh.
This is plastic it will break, take this wooden one.
Haha, good Raj good,
and this is me,
Raj.
Nagraj.
This is the history of our friendship in short,
[INDISTINCT CHATTER]
You like her?
- Then go tell her. - No friend.
- I am scared. -Now you have grown up, ask for friendship what is there to get scared?
What if she says no?
I think she is also interested in you.
Why do you think like that?
From the entire class she is always looking at you,
and whenever any teacher gives you a punishment she shuts her eyes.
- What are you saying? Really? - Really!
- Should I tell her? -Tell her.
-Sure? -Sure.
Our friendship has a lot of these kind of chapters.
He has a lot of my obligations.
How are you aunty? How are you uncle?
- What's the matter son? You have come after so many days?
- Exam preparations are on so I have come to get notes.
- Where is Sachin? - He is upstairs, go meet him.
What are you doing son?
-What are you doing?
You scared me.
You are watching Mia Khalifa's three month old video?
Watch the latest ones, but lock the door.
The lock of the door is spoilt.
Don't spoil my mood, go away from here or you will get a beating.
You will hit me son?
Okay brother,
let's meet in college tomorrow.
Go.
What happened, Raj?
Why has your face gone pale?
What should I tell you uncle? I had come to take notes,
but Sachin told me that if I don't get out of the room,
he will hit me.
Why?
Because I disturbed him,
What?
How do I tell you?
I feel ashamed to tell you uncle.
Means?
You go up and see.
What are you doing son?
Go from here or I will beat you.
Idiot.
Father?
Did I get you the laptop and internet connection for this?
Learn, learn. He is your friend.
As if it was not enough to hit a sixer on his every loose ball.
Raj, I will not spare you. He lost his last wicket
because of me.
[HUMMING]
What?
You like her?
No I don't.
You really don't like her?
- I really don't like her. - Sure you don't like her?
Sure I don't like her.
Confirm you don't like her?
How many times should I say I don't like her.
Okay, okay.
Sachin says he does not like you.
Yes so tell him, even I don't like him.
Who is going to solve this problem for me?
Sir,
who is more capable of solving problems than me in this class, sir?
I am there, sir.
Minus zero point nine six.
Very good Raj.
Thank you so much.
If anyone has problems in maths please help them.
Class is over.
Sure sir.
And in maths,
anyways I was a pro.
Hey,
You dumbo, we have finished three years of college.
This is the last month, what are you doing?
When are you going to tell Ankita your feelings?
You started again now.
Oh, I think she likes you.
She said no in front of you dude.
You also said that,
when some person says no, then you understand
that it's a yes.
You should not take all this to heart.
It's not so easy, understood.
It's easy.
See I will show you.
Hey Priya,
I like you, friend.
- I also like you, Raj. - Then should I call you in the evening?
- Yes, call for sure. - Sure.
Saw,
Alright fine. I am not like you.
Okay, then let it go.
After she has kids and when they call you uncle...
What nonsense are you talking?
- Then you watch. -So you are going to propose to her? -Yes.
Sure?
Told you, right?
She will say no to you.
Why will she say no?
See your hair.
- What has happened to my hair? - They are very curly.
So you have a problem with my curly hair.
Not me, her. She must be feeling like that.
Hair is okay but your..
- crooked... - Crooked what?
Your nose.
So you think my nose is crooked?
Not me, her. She must be feeling where me and where him.
Oh so you are feeling where you and where me?
Not me her, she must be feeling like that.
Brother, you are going to get rejected.
- Reject. - Really?
Hmm...
Then you watch now.
You watch.
Ankita,
If you have a problem with my curly hair,
you think my nose is crooked, you have problems with my specs,
and you are thinking where you and where me,
then from today we finish our relation.
Ended the relation before it started.
Sorry.
Relation will not end now,
it will begin.
"These footwear,"
"whose are they?"
"Every moment sings a song,"
"dripping of honey,."
"Fresh,"
"fresh in the eyes,"
"sweet, sweetened,"
"dreams are new."
"In this one moment,"
"will stop the world,"
"give your love to me."
"It's a new"
"kind of a riddle,"
"that the mind can't solve."
"It's raining,"
"feelings from the heart,"
"which the mind"
"can't contain."
"Someone tell me"
"why have I got wings,."
"I fly in the sky,."
"In your love now."
"Beautiful,"
"dreams always"
"gets memories"
"and shower of flowers."
"In this one moment"
"stop the world."
"You give me your love."
"Talks of the eyes,"
"you don't understand,"
"someone does not understand"
"sign language ever."
"Day and night"
"keeps flowing,"
"there is no boundary."
"Never said ever,."
"I am saying that,"
"that I have lost my mind,."
"In your love now."
"In a moment,"
"we become one,."
"Now we will remain one,"
"both of us every moment."
"Fresh,."
"In the eyes."
"Sweet and sweetened dreams"
"are new."
"In this one moment"
"we will stop the world."
"You give me your love."
[SCREECH]
[CRICKETS CHIRPING]
Hey, why are you sitting outside guarding my house?
I am going.
Where?
Mumbai.
Then why are you so sad?
I am going forever.
What are you saying?
Why?
Father has been transferred to Mumbai.
Last sem of the college is over,
and I also want to get settled in Mumbai.
If knowing or unknowing you have been hurt,
then forgive me, friend.
Okay now don't get sentimental.
Only bad things sound good from your mouth,
not these tragedy expressions like Dilip Kumar, understood.
Really?
What are you thinking?
Come on now give me a hug or else,
I will kiss you.
He is back in four years again,
How many times I have explained to her
that certain relations are good on the phone only.
Now he will start troubling me again.
Come on.
You have not changed in four years.
- What did you say? What did you say? - What did you say? - Nothing.
Nothing.
Oh sister-in-law how are you? We are meeting
after so many years. See what I got for all of you.
A autograph bat for you Sachin, a bag for sister-in-law and a doll for a doll.
- where is the baby? -She is sleeping upstairs in the room.
- Let her sleep I will meet her later on. - Okay.
- By the time she wakes up I will give you tea and snacks.
-oh, sister-in-law
I don't drink tea I just drink milk.
I love milk.
Here comes Nagpanchmi.
Give the idiot milk to drink.
Sister-in-law, what are you doing?
- I am cooking for you, - Move away today is your holiday.
Oh but,
- Sister-in-law, - Huh?
What are you doing?
Nothing, I am washing clothes.
Move away, it's a holiday for you today.
Hey, but...
Anki,
Huh?
Is the tiffin ready?
Yes getting it.
Quickly.
[BABY CRYING]
Sister-in-law what are you doing?
Oh she is crying.
I told you know that today is your holiday.
Sister-in-law what are you doing?
Go in he will make her cry more.
[WHISTLE]
First he was my mother and father's favorite
and now
my wife,
and he won over my daughter also.
Now what all changes are going to happen,
only God knows.
What are you doing dude?
Nothing, was chewing tobacco,
so I was cleaning my mouth.
What brother? Why are you so angry?
Just like that.
No, no nothing,
Brother must be stressed as usual. Who will win today's match India or Australia?
Oh yes,
Today is the match also isn't it?
I had forgotten.
Hear, we have got the headlines for tomorrow’s newspaper,
Our Sachin Thakkar, forgot about the match between India and Australia.
That's enough, don't exaggerate.
I had some tension, so I forgot.
What tension do you have that you forgot about the match?
In everyone's fate there is, snake curse, but in my fate
there is snake friend and now, that snake friend,
has come back.
What are you trying to say?
That I have a friend called Nagraj,
He is a friend,
but only namesake,
and because of him I never needed enemies,
and my wife, because of the stock market blunder
has called him and now,
he has come to my house.
[GRUNTS]
What happened?
Something has got stuck huh?
But oh brother, why are you so scared?
Speak to him and ask him what he wants to do?
You don't know him, if you had a friend like him, you would know.
Clarification is another thing,
I am scared to even talk to him.
Don't know when he will exaggerate something.
Leave all that, I am leaving,
or I will be late for the match.
[DOORBELL]
Coming, coming.
Wait a minute I am coming,
Who is this, so impatient.
Opening.
You? - What are you doing?
Such a long time to open the door? - But why this haste?
I will miss the first ball of the inning.
Do one thing, make me a cup of tea quickly.
Milk is over, will have to get it.
Okay.
I will get the milk and come.
[DOOR CLOSE SOUND]
[COMMENTARY ON TELEVISION]
Is there anyone at home?
Why is the door open?
I will enter then don't say he comes in every now and then,
If there is anyone then speak up.
Who is this snack for?
Wafer and kachori.
Should I have it?
Doesn't look as if anyone is here.
Eat it.
Must be from Gordhan Maharaj.
I should sit and eat isn't it?
[WATER FLUSH SOUND]
Hit, hit, hit.
[WATER FLUSH SOUND]
Hey,
Hey Shastri,
- what are you doing here? - Watching the match.
Did you propose your wife like this?
- Its nice, but expensive. Can't keep it lying around. - Leave.
Is there some kind of privacy in my house or not.
What is privacy between us, we are friends, say what else?
- You don't have a TV in your house? - Yes I have one.
But my wife does not let me watch it.
Then hear it on the radio.
I have a radio but not the cells. Say what else?
Oh dude.
Match is very nice, let me watch it friend.
Oh there is, oh come, come.
It's your house, your bed and your TV.
But I will not give you the remote. Say what else?
Say what else?
- Do you know? - What?
Every time you say what else third, fourth, fifth time.
If you calculate and talk,
Even Ramanuj will not be able to calculate.
Joke?
You don't stop being funny. What else?
Very thick-skinned man.
What else?
Say something else?
Oh no, no tickling.
- Say something else? - No tickling?
- You said say something else? - No tickling.
- You say something else also. - Watch the match.
Say something. Say something. Say.
Say, say, say something else Shastri.
Shastri, hey Shastri please, say something else.
Hey Shastri!
- Say something else - I feel very ticklish.
- No, no no. - Say something else.
- Please.
You got me till the door while tickling me.
- Now I will throw you out also. - Out?
Now whose house do I go to?
[BIRDS CHIRPING]
Nag,
Don't think of becoming a python.
Her husband is already in jail with half murder case charge.
If he finds out!
- You will be half dead. - Son,
I do not care about my half death,
I am worried about her complete welfare.
What are you two talking about?
Tell her!
What were you saying?
- Say, say!
Sister-in-law, I am telling him since a long time
that if you don't have proper breakfast in the morning
the body does not get enough nourishment.
100 percent correct.
Don't know why is he always in a rush, he just wants to run.
Sister-in-law, I am very hungry I have not had breakfast yet,
and you have got this sweet in front of me,
either you give me breakfast,
or this uncle will eat her niece.
Leave my daughter, leave her, stay away.
You will never improve isn't it?
No.
I am going to office.
Hey, have your breakfast and go.
Come, you eat.
Yes.
Did you speak?
No, I will talk now.
Why did you call me here?
You are still as innocent,
Because you had a fight, sister-in-law called me to Ahemdabad.
Now if I talk to you at home, you will fight again,
that's why I called you here.
Means?
Means,
sister-in-law spoke to me,
and I understood everything,
what did you understand?
That women will only understand a calculation of 2+2 being four not 22,
what are you trying to say?
I am saying, 30 days of the month, we work and get our salary one day,
and when that salary goes off in the EMI of the house
and car, electricity and water bills.
In the maids pay or the oil used in cooking,
taking the family for a movie, or taking your wife for shopping in the mall,
one day taking the kids for cheese burst pizza in the hotel,
and buying diapers to save us from social embarrassment,
when the 30 days salary goes off in a week, this pain is only understood by a man.
Well said,
what did you say? Repeat it.
Just that I understand your pain.
Why such a long dialogue for that?
Son, it has to be said.
That's when the public will enjoy,
Right or not?
In our country, people bet in different ways,
some play flash, or some, on who will win in the elections,
some on how many inches of rainfall or some on the ups and downs of stocks,
but which is the biggest type of betting?
Which?
Cricket.
Which means you are,
suggesting I should to do betting on cricket?
I am saying till Thakkar, does not bet he will not be called Thakkar,
and if we want to bet, then we should bet on what is our knowledge.
Means?
Means,
If Ashwin is playing opposite Gayle, what will happen?
Gayle will lose 10 wickets out of 7,
What happens if Virat Kohli plays slow in the first 5 overs?
If he plays a long inning he will score a century,
What is Rohit Sharma's birth date?
30th April 1987.
What is Hardik Pandya's weight?
68 kilo.
This is your knowledge about cricket.
And, approximately, losing one wicket the average rate is 30 paisa,
15 paisa on one six, and 10 paisa on one boundary, and if we start at 5000 rupees,
and the rate on going above 30 paisa we do a deal of 10000 we do a and reverse deal,
and in the same way we double the bet and reverse it,
then on both sides, we lose 50,000 but,
if it stops on the 19th deal,
then it's only profit.
I don't understand anything, - The only thing to understand is,
Your knowledge of cricket and my science of maths, if the two meet,
then all the bookies will run.
So now,
what to do next?
The biggest bookie of Ahemdabad, is known to me, if we play a match with him
we will play two demo matches.
But how to play? Teach me that.
It's very simple. In today's match Bangalore rate is 68/70,
Means?
Means, if you bet 1000 on Bangalore, and if Bangalore wins you will earn 680 rupees,
and if Bangalore loses, then you will have to pay 1000 rupees,
and if I want to bet on Mumbai then?
favorite is Bangalore, if you want to bet on Mumbai, you will have to eat Bangalore,
means, you bet on Bangalore at 70 rupees?
And if Bangalore wins you will have to give 700 rupees.
And if Mumbai wins, you will earn 1000 rupees.
What do you think?
Who will win?
Betting line up for Bangalore is good,
but if you see overall, the performers are Mumbai team,
but favorite is Bangalore,
but if you leave out two players,
then Bangalore team batsmen have not performed well on India's pitch.
Whereas,
the batsmen of Mumbai team, have performed well on India's pitch.
So?
So for me,
- we should bet on Mumbai, - So you want to eat Bangalore,
Yes.
How much?
10000.
20000?
50000 bet,
1 lakh bet,
May you live long, now we are going to become millionairs.
Mumbai, Mumbai, Mumbai.
Nothing.
Nothing, just like that.
Mumbai is winning so, we were celebrating.
But Mumbai is winning, why are you happy?
Why are we happy?
Whose team is Mumbai's?
Ambani's. Where are the Ambanis from? Gujarat.
If one Gujarati wins then Gujarat wins.
- And I am also half from Mumbai. - Really?
Then dance!
okay I am leaving, bye.
Bye!
Oh, we would have been finished.
When she came to know about the betting on
stock market, she called you here from Mumbai.
If she would know about betting on cricket,
she would call Father and elder brother from US.
From tomorrow we will play in the cricket room, not in the bedroom.
We have won 2,50,000 in the first match itself,
just think,
there are 60 matches in the next 45 days,
in this we have done small deals,
first match we won 1 lakh,
second match we will do a deal of 2 lakhs,
third match we will do a deal of 4, and in the 4 match of 8,
and like that we will become multi-millionaires in 2 months.
- Hit the brakes! - What brakes?
We have just started the car,
You tell me, what's better than this?
Watch the match, and earn money.
Entertainment, and money as well.
Stop, please!
- Wait, - What wait?
Now no one can stop me,
Not me also?
Anki, you?
You are betting on cricket here?
This is not betting,
My knowledge of cricket and his Science of maths,
Knowledge and science?
Means anyone will say anything, you will believe it?
And Raj, I called you to improve him, but you are the one spoiling him.
You will not say anything to Raj,
That's nice,
This man who you have always addressed as snake,
he is accompanying you in your illegal work,
he has become Raj from a snake.
Now either Raj will stay in this house, or me.
[CRICKETS CHIRPING]
Raj will not leave this house,
because the new formula to earn money
is incomplete without him.
That means you want money and not me?
I want money,
and you too.
Okay,
I have got my answer.
Now I will only return in this house, when Raj is out of here.
Sister...
You should have stopped sister-in-law.
Nothing friend,
When I go with an Audi, she will definitely return.
Also if she was here, we would not be able to focus on the match.
Leave all that tell me, what next?
Next you will have to take leave from your office.
[TELEPHONE RING]
What do you think?
What is there to think?
He is gone to ask for a 2 month leave for the tournament.
Hope the boss does not kick him out.
Boss will make an appeal, but he will make it a no ball and get a preheat.
And he will hit a sixer in this preheat, and make a century, you watch.
I feel, He will get out on 99.
Dude, don't talk senseless,
You don't know, Sachin is a master blaster,
show him.
Look, look looks like the match is over,
and the batsman is returning back to the pavilion.
He's coming!
Yes!
He's here, he's here.
Sachin!
He wanted to mess with Sachin Thakkar?
What happened say that?
What could happen?
Fired.
What are you saying? Your boss fired you?
No, he did not fire me, I fired him.
I asked him for holidays, he said no.
He told me, this cricket and specially this tournament, is spoiling today's youth.
So you will not get a holiday.
What did you say?
Told him,
60 days, you have 60 days to boss over me,
after 60 days if I don't buy this office and fire you,
Then my name is not Sachin Thakkar.
Hey, you cannot say whatever comes to your mouth, idiot.
Hey, what did you say?
Idiot, idiot, say what will you do?
That's enough,
don't start like my father would.
Tell me!
How will we arrange for a bookie?
We have a bookie, a top one.
Where is Brother Lola?
[CLINK]
Lola!
Lola.
Hey Lola!
Who said? Who said?
Who said that?
What did he say?
When did he say?
What did you hear?
Nothing, nothing.
Listen to this.
Cricket has made me useless, or else I was also a useful man.
What is he saying?
He is obsessed by Urdu language,
because of his obsession for Urdu, he has reversed his name also.
This betting on cricket, can make anyone useless.
Oh no, no Brother Lola. We just want to do small dealings.
Small, big?
This small or big, can become very big, one does not come to know, and if you lose,
then how will you repay?
Brother Lola, don't worry about that,
- we have come with a reference of Brother Mukesh from Mumbai. - Reference?
Reference?
Reference is a big mine.
Reference is a big mine. Brother Lola does not get into that.
- Brother Lola, we are very straightforward, honest people, - Yes!
Please trust us.
Listen to this.
Listen, if one is the moon, the shadow
will come in the water,
If one is the moon, the shadow will come in the water,
The character, will himself rise in the story.
Very good, very good, well said.
What very good?
What did he say?
- Brother Lola! - Yes!
What was this, we did not understand.
As time flies,
we will know how honest a person is, and remember one more thing,
Brother Lola's relations are like Brother Lola's clean head,
If you win you will get money on the same day,
but if you lose and you don't pay back on time
then you lose your life,
and to collect the money, Brother Lola will not come.
Big Brother will come.
Now who is Mota bha?
To speak to Big Brother remember the rule. Look down when you speak.
But where is he?
Right here.
Where?
Look down.
And yes,
Small Brother will give you the rates. He will take your dealings on the phone.
Small Brother?
To look at Big Brother one has to look down,
then to see Small Brother do we dig a hole?
Small Brother,
I think in their family,
they had animosity with the person who kept names.
There no one between Big Brother and Small Brother?
Middle?
I am in the middle.
Lola.
And by what name will you bet, tell me.
Sachin, write Sachin.
Idiot, why do you put everything on me always?
Write 777.
Yes!
777.
Okay Brother Lola, when the match begins, we will call you. Okay!
See you brother Lola.
Lola.
God bless us.
- Ask the rates? - Huh?
- Ask the rates. - Yes!
Hello!
- Hello Small Brother, how are you? - Hey!
Hey, have you called your uncle?
- Ask the rates. - Yes!
- Hello! - Whose on line?
777
58/60 is the rate, say what you want to do?
The rate is 58/60. He is asking what we want to do?
- Bet 50,000 on 58. - Yes.
We bet 50,000 on 58.
Okay, taken.
- Not taken but betted. - Idiot!
Learn and come. You bet so I took it.
Listen to me!
If we bet he has to take, if we take he has to bet.
I will wash stumps on his pitch! Who will make me understand all this?
Come on, disconnect the line.
Oh no, shut the phone, you will get us killed.
Sorry!
[CRICKETS CHIRPING]
Taken, betted.
Taken, betted!
Taken, betted.
Life's car is running ahead,
hit a four, hit a six!
Amazing,
[CELLPHONE RING]
Did you do the accounts?
62,000 plus.
Yeah its right. Come on.
Dear I had told you, isn't it?
I had told you your knowledge of cricket and my science of maths.
Right, right.
Dear, now.
Now that Lola's will have to loosen his pockets.
Oh not only Lola!
Now we will loosen the pockets of all the bookies in Ahemdabad.
All the bookies of Ahemdabad will get scared of our dealings.
Right.
Who is it?
Hey,
Oh Small Brother!
Not Small Brother, Big Brother.
Sorry Big Brother.
Come in.
- Come in. - Welcome Big Brother. Welcome.
[FOOTSTEPS]
Happy? Say, brother.
Lola had said, that our relation is like his head.
If you win money, on the same day.
Thank you, thank you.
Your property is big.
It's my ancestral property.
Must be worth 1 crore at least?
Yes, approximately.
Then there is no problem, in doing 5-10 lakhs deal with you.
Means?
Now you have won, so cash is on your mind.
When you lose you will have to pay also isn't it?
Don't worry about that.
I want, to make a nice terrace garden in this house.
With your help.
Then you will, like this house even more.
First match you played well, but be careful,
that all matches are not as good as the first match.
Confidence is good, over confidence is not good.
What did he say?
Nothing.
Looks like he has felt bad because he had to pay up.
Right, right, right.
Today let him feel bad.
But now he will feel worse.
That also every day.
And bad ones.
I am your Ram and you are my Leela.
I am your...
Wow! Sister, wow.
Stuffed chillies and eggplant vegetable made by you, is really tasty.
Don't know how brother-in-law agreed, to let you come here.
Just because she is far you value her, otherwise you would harrass her.
Keep quiet and eat.
[CELLPHONE RING]
Hello!
How are you?
Did you remember me?
Yes!
Today I made stuffed chilli and eggplant vegetable, so I remembered you.
I also miss you.
Come back.
If you leave betting I will come back.
This is the only thing about you I don't like.
Do you know I won 62,000 in yesterday's match.
I also don't like this about you, who are you doing this for?
For you and my daughter.
We don't want this illegal money.
Illegal money?
This money is because of my knowledge.
So you will not leave betting?
You will not stop being stubborn for no reason, isn't it?
It was my mistake that I called you.
Mistake was mine, I spoke to you thinking you must have realized your mistake.
I don't have the time to fight.
Match is about to begin, I will speak to you later.
If you do not have the time to talk, there is no need. Do not call me.
Keep playing your match.
Yes, I will play,
and come to pick you in the new car.
Don't want to sit in your new car.
Match started?
Check the line. What's the rate?
[CRICKET COMMENTARY ON TELEVISION]
75/77 is the rate.
Tell me what to do?
75/77 is the rate, should I bet 1 lakh?
2 lakhs.
2 lakhs?
Won't it become big?
Why are you scared? Bet.
Really?
- 2 lakhs bet. - 2 lakhs taken.
[DOORBELL]
Coming.
Sir, your order.
- This is the bill. - How much?
373 rupees.
Take 380.
Sir, give me change.
Keep the rest as tip.
Sir, I don't take tips. Please give me change.
I don't have change.
Then what to do?
I told you keep the rest as tip.
Sir I told you I don't take tips.
What kind of delivery boy are you? You don't take tips.
Oh sir, I am not the delivery boy,
I am the hotel owner's son.
So what should I do?
Give me change please.
I told you I don't have change,
Do one thing, give me 10 rupees,
and give me 3 rupees discount.
Can't give discount, if there is a loss my father will scold me.
Then take 3 rupees later on.
We don't give credit. It's hotel policy.
You don't keep change, you don't give discount.
You don't give credit, what kind of a hotel is this?
Same hotel as you ordered from, Swadanusar.
Why are you doing this to me?
Why?
By rules.
Who are you? Who?
I told you, I am the hotel owner's son. Sagar Bhavsar.
My business will fail because of you.
My mistake I ordered from your hotel. Do one thing, - Hey!
get change from some shop outside.
Okay.
Hey!
I did not do anything, You shut it.
Going, getting change.
What happened?
Don't worry dear, the match is in our favor.
The rate has become 50 paisa.
Good.
Yes!
Listen to me!
You want to bet 50,000?
Hello!
Say?
What is the rate?
48/50.
Write 1 lakh at 48.
Okay.
What are you doing? Are you mad?
Don't worry, Virat is playing. He will kill all bowlers.
Hmm... but if Virat loses,
we will be finished. Think and then bet.
We will see when he loses.
- Tell me, What is our risk? - 66 paisa!
so if we lose the wicket we will pay 2 lakhs.
Now who is it? [DOORBELL]
This delivery boy!!
Sir, he is not giving me change.
Why are you frying my brains?
Frying?
We have a cook to fry, I just do deliveries.
What do you want?
Change.
I don't have change.
I know.
I have come to tell you, that I am going around,
trying everywhere, if I get it fine,
or else, I will go to the hotel get change and give it to you.
I don't want the change. You go.
I will definitely give you your money.
- Go from here. - Going.
Will come and give.
Now who was it?
Nothing!
The delivery guy.
He fried my brains for 7 rupees.
See brother, what do you feel?
What is there to feel.
We will win.
What is the rate?
25 paisa.
Bet 2 lakhs.
Brother?
We have already bet 3 lakhs.
Go slow.
You are getting scared unnecessarily. Do as I tell you.
What confidence you have?
[DOORBELL]
Now he is gone.
Go.
Oh you?
Sixer!
Nag.
- We're dead! - And a Sixer on a No Ball!
We bet
I have bet ours.
Idiot, Police.
Where?
When I went outside to the door it was the police.
What did you do?
Nothing I shut the door on his face.
So now what?
- Why are you saying now what? Collect all the stuff fast. - Yes!
Why did you shut the door after seeing me?
Sir!
I was in my shorts that's why, I have to respect a policeman.
He is saying the truth.
- How do I come in shorts in front of a policeman? - Really?
True.
Then what are you wearing right now?
You are standing.
You are waiting outside the door, that is a bigger insult than that.
I told him to open the door first and, then wear pants.
Sir, we respect you.
Really?
So you will not invite me in?
Come in sir, come in it's your house.
What are you saying it's your house, come.
Do you know your neighbor Mr. Shastri?
What happened?
Nothing, I just came to inquire about his passport.
Oh passport!
There was a lock on his door,
so I thought of inquiring with the neighbours,
Sir, the man is good. No problem.
Really?
Okay then I will leave.
Yes.
Tell him that,
- Gohil sir had come. - Yes, yes.
Surely sir!
GPL is on isn't it?
We don't play GPL.
Sir, he is saying that we don't watch GPL. We are not interested in cricket.
We love, Kabbadi, kabbadi.
It must be fun playing kabaddi with a bat and ball.
You said the truth sir, truth,
I love cricket.
Virat was playing very well,
Switch on the TV and see the score.
They are stuck badly and Bangalore has lost 7 wickets back to back.
Finished.
- Match reversed. - What?
Sir, he is trying to say, Vijay Talia has had it.
Bangalore is losing so the match is reversed.
But how did you understand that the match has reversed?
You are catching small small things.
You said right now that Virat Kohli was playing very well,
and like a cycle stand Bangalore lost 7 wickets.
- You only said that sir. - Correct.
Good, good I am leaving, Tell him I will come back for passport inquiry.
What is the rate?
Chennai, 10 paisa.
A loss of 3.5 lakh rupees?
- What will we do now? - I had told you not to.
But you bet.
Now watch the match, see if there is a chance to win.
Life's car is running ahead,
hit a four,
hit a six,
Wicket!
Hello!
Yesterday's 2 lakhs plus, and today's 3.5 lakhs minus.
Keep 1.5 lakhs ready.
Hey Small!
What did you say?
Small Brother!
I am saying we still have a second match to play,
Let the match end then we will do the accounts.
Okay!
We are done dear!
We are done.
So we will be finished!
When men like you want to keep betting.
Then we will be finished!
How was I to know?
- That when I open the door the policeman will trouble us - But I knew it.
This over confidence of yours, will kill us.
It will make us lose a winning match some time.
I knew it.
That's enough.
Don't repeat the same things.
What should we do now, say that.
What is there to do?
Next match rate is 50 paisa.
To cover 1.5 lakhs we need to bet 3 lakhs.
3 lakhs?
Isn't 3 lakhs a lot?
Then we lose 1.5 lakhs.
If we lose we will have to pay 75,000.
No, no.
Rajasthan is playing opposite Delhi.
We will play on our favorite.
So should we bet 3 lakhs.
Do we have another option?
No.
50/52!
We bet 3 lakhs.
Okay.
Told you Rajasthan will win.
What is the rate?
20 paisa.
You want to bet 1 lakh more.
Small Brother!
2 lakhs on 20.
You started again?
Listen to me.
Delhi needs 51 runs in 3 overs, they have 4 wickets in hand.
Then there is no reason to get scared.
And this is the first sixer.
Sixer!
First one.
Don't get scared.
Second!
Oh God.
This Aditya Tare is hitting.
Bowled.
Third!
Wow!
Oh God, we are dead.
What is the rate?
Both the teams are 95.
Hello!
We bet 5 lakhs.
Are you mad? What are you doing?
How will we repay him? We will have to cover or not.
Lost a wicket!
And the last wicket and the match ends.
Rajasthan won.
[CELLPHONE RING]
Hello.
4.5 lakhs minus.
Keep the cash ready tomorrow morning.
Let's go brother.
We have to pay 6 lakhs.
How will we pay it?
Brother, we will have to do something.
Come here, there is no money.
Two cutting.
Hey my Salman, Oh! Akshay has also come today,
Give,
Aunty, go from here!
Now to pay you I will have to get money on interest.
You want cash on 7 percent interest?
7 percent?
What is it?
I was just talking about the interest.
Then it's fine.
[VEHICLES PASSING SOUND]
Come.
Come!
Interest is fine!
how much money do you want?
Rs 6 lakhs.
We do not usually give cash to anyone, but you,
give my Devsena 10 rupees, on the satellite signal,
I will give you, and that also without interest.
Oh but mother, without interest we do not give money.
This is my promise, and my promise is the rule.
Bahubali!
But yes dude,
there is one condition,
What is that?
I want the cash back,
and that also in 48 hours.
- In 48 hours? - Take it.
First let's save ourselves from Lola, then we will see ahead.
You will be able to run from goons,
You will get saved from the police,
but from us,
you will not be able to save yourselves from us,
because our network, is spread everywhere.
Of course, of course, yes.
Hey, Devsena!
Give Bahubali!
6 lakhs.
Take this,
Thank you.
Hey.
If you do not come here in 48 hours,
then we will come.
To your house.
Go!
Brother Lola.
This is your money and car keys.
He came to make a terrace garden!
Listen to this, with that person there is so much connection,
that he is troubled, and I cannot sleep.
Now what?
Give the car keys back.
Our business is with the customers,
and when you lose, we do not enjoy,
we wish that you win,
What are you trying to say?
Just that,
Every day is not a good day, similarly they are not bad also, do not lose courage.
There are lots of matches still to be played,
No brother, this is enough. Now we don't want to play.
[BICYCLE BELL] [VEHICLES PASSING BY SOUND]
Why?
You do not trust yourselves,
Fine!
let's meet in the next match,
Very good!
Take have a banana!
Thank you.
Come on.
Why did you give the car keys back?
Big Brother,
you will not understand.
If I had not returned the car keys back, he would not come back to play again,
now he will trust me as a friend,
say the truth, you have just given them a dialogue,
No.
Are you mad?
You are thinking of playing a match on eunuch's money?
Lola said the right thing.
Like luck is not always good,
it's not bad also,
He did not say anything right. What if we lose?
Think?
How did we lose both the matches?
Because of the police in the first match, and rains in the second.
So?
Then too I don't like this idea.
Tomorrow we have to pay Shivgami,
do you have any other plan?
That's also right.
But what if we lose?
We will think about it then, but yes, before
the next match, every players profile,
ground and weather details, and the umpires record, we will decide today.
Tomorrow, it's either this way
or that way,
Okay that's fine. You go home I will get something to eat and come.
Sachin brother!
Are you fine?
Mr. Shastri, what are you doing here?
I am playing hide and seek with the small kids
since today morning, I really enjoyed myself.
I was saying, A son is born at Mr. Thakkar's house. Congratulations.
One minute, why are you congratulating me?
He is Thakkar and you are also Thakkar so you have become an uncle right?
Oh he is Thakar, and I am Thakkar.
I have no relations in my 7 generations with him.
Oh, is all that different?
No problem, say what else?
Mr. Shastri!
Not today.
I have a lot of stress today.
Do not disturb me today.
Don't worry if you are in stress tell me, I will find a solution. Say what else?
What are you chewing my brains for? Say what else, say what else?
You are my trouble.
- My wife has left the house and gone. - Because of me?
My job has gone in life, I have a lot of debts,
I do not know what I am doing? And because of you,
That police fellow troubled me,
and you are continuously saying what else, what else. Saying what else, what else.
Why should I say something else,
You say, say, say.
Sorry Mr. Sashtri!
I am under some stress today.
Do not feel bad.
What should I feel bad about you,
you are my neighbour and friend too,
Say what else?
No it's fine. It's fine don't say it.
Don't sat it, don't say it.
You go from here.
Or today, I will commit the sin of murder.
Should I go?
I can only go if you move.
Going.
Say what else?
Mukesh!
Who scored how much in which match,
which bowlers in the past series have taken how many wickets?
Weather and ground report, umpires record,
all these details are here.
Wow! Brother, wow!
But now what?
Not now what, now we will only win,
we will bet on the bowling team, call Lola,
Taken, betted.
Life's car is running ahead,
hit a four, hit a six,
Wicket!
Hello!
Kolkata 685 yours and on Chennai my 10.
Right.
What is the closing rate?
20/22 paisa!
At what rate did it close?
20/22 paisa.
20/22 paisa?
Isn't this rate wrong?
According to this score the rate should be 13/14 paisa,
It is showing 13/14 paisa on the mobile also.
So this means that,
Small is playing a game with us.
He does not want us to be free.
Brother I think something is wrong. Take 5 lakhs for safety.
He wants to play a game isn't it?
Now we will also play.
Hello!
say triple 7!
bet 2 lakhs on 20!
taken 2 lakhs on 20.
What are you doing?
He must have burned.
If the rates increase. Then to the average will be high.
We will take.
Fine.
Brother I am very hungry. Is there anything to eat in the house?
No nothing.
Then let's order from the hotel.
No brother, eat peanuts instead. Open your mouth,
Why are you hitting me?
[CRICKET COMMENTARY ON TELEVISION]
Brother we want 4 runs in six balls, and the rates have also shut.
Anything can happen.
Brother the match is not over yet,
Do one thing bet for safety again.
Let's see 2 balls.
2 balls.
They have opened the rate again, It is showing at 7 paisa,
a single run.
Take it.
Take it fast.
Lola's line is busy.
3 balls 3 runs, Take it.
But his line is busy,
2 ball 2 run,
take it.
Can't get through to him,
Last ball 2 runs,
Hello!
What is the rate?
It's the last ball.
No rate. Watch the ball and enjoy.
[LAUGHS]
Finished.
They could not get 4 runs in 6 balls!
This match is fixed.
[SCREECH]
So say, what to do?
How will you pay up?
Big Brother give us some time, we will pay up.
You won't get any time.
Give us the house.
You idiot, why are you after my house huh?
Be careful.
Like that.
Shorty!
You are threatening me, you?
Put me down,
- Put me down. - No
- Put me down. - No.
Shorty bit me.
Ever since my childhood, I was interested in playing WWF,
Come on Raj, come on.
Come on!
Hit him Raj, hit, yes. Come, come.
Oh mummy!
You were very interested in playing WWF.
Now watch what I do to you two.
Catch him or else he will kill us!
Catch, catch.
Won't leave you, catch.
Big Brother, where are you going?
Say, say where are you going?
Are we playing a kabbadi match here?
that you will cross the red line and win,
watch out, this will be very tough for you.
Catch him! Catch him!
- Stop playing with him, Throw him in this. - Yes! Yes!
Tie him, tie him. He was acting very smart.
Big Brother my dear, given by Lola,
Hit him hard, he is in a bag.
Big Brother my dear, given by Lola,
hit him hard he is in a bag.
Big Brother my dear.
Hey Raju.
48 hours are over
Give me my money!
Hey Bijal, do the needful.
Hey Devsena, go inside, and get the 2 Bahubalis outside.
Hail Mahismati!
Hey Lola,
Who said that?
Who said?
When did he say?
What did he say?
Oh Kattappa!
What did you hear?
Kattappa?
Hey Bijal!
Hey Bhalla!
Did you find anyone?
There is no one here.
There is no one here also.
Even I did not find anyone.
Oh, there is no one inside,
Then let's go, but yes,
till we don't break them we won't leave them.
We will come back.
Look for the two, Look on that side, that side,
There is no one here, there is no one here also,
- I found him, - How are you?
I am coming, but walk slowly, You don't have father or brother in your house?
Who are you? What are you doing here?
I am the neighbour, I was watching the WWF match.
Where is Big Brother?
That shorty?
Talk properly.
He's in the bag, He's in the bag.
Open, open the bag.
Where have the two gone?
Hail Mahismati!
Hey mother.
Where have they gone?
[HORN HONKING]
We had come 12.
But have come out 14.
Catch them!
Run!
Sachin!
Hey!
- Can't run in the sari. - Come on.
"You will definitely get what you deserve and get a jackpot."
"All games have become boring and so has the life."
"But don't get bored. You will win a jackpot."
"Let's create a ruckus"
"Let's do something great."
"We will win jackpot."
They have gone here.
Then we will go here.
By the shortcut. Come on.
Wait,
Who is this?
Not a car but a hand cart will work here, Come on,
Take me also Big Brother.
Hey, come on.
"Hey, you Raja"
"You can't do it, so mind your own business."
"Hey you, Raja"
"The one who wins, gets all the praises."
"It all depends on the luck."
"First see whether it is head or tail."
"Everyone will be shocked."
"We will win jackpot."
Sixer!
I will win this race.
"Sixer"
"Each of our day is amazing."
"Let's make it memorable."
"Everyone will praise us."
"We have made special settings for it."
"Let's give them a fierceful competition."
"Ride on your luck."
"You won't be defeated."
"We will win jackpot."
7 baldies,
What are you doing?
7 baldies.
I am talking to you baldies, come here.
You eunuch,
You are calling us bald.
Hey baldy idiot, you are calling us eunuchs,
"We will win jackpot."
Move uncle.
catch, catch.
[SCREECH]
Dude we are finished.
We are stuck badly.
How will we come out of this?
Not us.
You.
Means?
Means you wanted to bet,
not me.
So you are saying you are not involved in this?
Son, the bookie has your name,
You have a house in Ahemdabad,
I am going to Mumbai,
Hey Raj.
You are joking?
You think this is a joke?
Idiot!
You encouraged me to bet,
you kept saying if you don't bet Thakkar is not called Thakkar.
Hey, I have not encouraged you.
I suggested that if you want to bet, then play where you have knowledge.
I helped you.
So you are trying to say that, I have not got stuck because of you?
Instead I have got stuck because of you,
I had told you no, So many times I had said stop here, stop here.
But you and your overconfidence.
Means?
You do not have any partnership in this?
I had asked you not to bet a lot,
did you listen to me?
Hmm...
Did you hear, so now suffer,
I am going.
Raj.
If you go from the front you will get caught,
go from back door.
You were saying the truth Ankita,
there was no need for me to do all this.
We had everything,
but I lost everything.
Don't understand, how!
You come, let's leave Ahemdabad and go away for a few days.
And where will we go? How far will we run?
I am not talking about running.
Then what are you talking about?
Lola bhai?
if you want to leave this house, then you will have to put this house on my name.
But Lolabhai.
This is not mine.
it's my ancestral property.
That you should have thought about before betting, brother.
Lolabhai,
I will pay you slowly.
He thinks I am a bank,
and he will pay slowly in EMI.
You did not understand, he does not think you are a bank,
he thinks you are a nice man, a straight man.
So he is asking if you have an EMI option in your organisation.
Say what else?
Hey dude.
We thought you would be Birla or Tata.
But he turned out to be his parent's biggest loss.
Come, give the money.
I will also pay you slowly.
Give it now, give it, give.
Hey what is happening in this house?
Sir save me sir, save me.
I have made a very big mistake.
I bet on cricket and lost money,
and this don,
is after my life,
Please help me sir.
I will save you from all these,
but as, cricket betting is illegal, same way,
betting on cricket is a big a crime.
I have made a mistake sir.
Please forgive me.
Say!
What to do?
You say?
What to do about him?
One minute, one minute.
Why are you all laughing?
Anki you also?
Look there.
That means Lolabhai is not Lolabhai,
and this police sir is not policeman,
and small brother, big brother.
- You too Mr. Sastri? - Say what else?
You could tell me all this by talking to me.
Why did you need to do all this?
Son, had to do it.
Only then will the public enjoy.
Right or not?
Take this.
Money!
give it to aunty.
Go.
Thank you,
Give, give.
God bless you!
And
you are Bahubali,
Kattappa.
One minute, one minute.
That means,
when I was losing the match,
I was losing because of you all.
Yes!
But when I was winning the match,
It was because of my knowledge about cricket.
Hey!
Now you will not bet isn't it?
No I will not play.
Promise?
When you said no,
how will I have the guts,
then you will get a prize for this.
Prize? What?
Stuffed eggplant vegetable and chillies. I will get it right away.
Now who will make her understand that I simply hate that vegetable?
[CRICKET COMMENTARY ON TELEVISION]
Hello, what's the rate?
[DOORBELL]
Who is it?
Here is your change sir.